Bring On Global Warming!

THE IDEA:

I'm starting my own non-profit organization. People for the "Ethical Treatment of the Sun" A.K.A. "PETS". Our entire goal is to raise the temperature on earth by using as many OZONE eroding chemicals as possible.

The global warming phenomenon has been lagging behind by my calculations. One to two degrees per year is just not fast enough. I've come up with a goal that I think we as a people can reach.

THE GOAL:

We want to raise the earth's temperature by 10 degrees in the next 2 years.

That would mean that on a day like today in 2007 it would be in the 60s instead of the 50s. This would in turn make people more happy.

A CALL TO ACTION:

Please head to your local grocery store and buy hair spray... Loads of it. If they sell the bulk pack, buy it. In the end, the expenditure will be well worth it. Then spray the hair spray, not at your hair, but at the sky.

Also, drive your car as much as possible. If you don't own an SUV or a sports car, buy one, and plan a trip to California.

Mother Nature can kiss my butt, I want Summer now!