We've got a Pope!!!
There is a new Pope in town and I was the first to announce it. That's right. Look at the time. The white smoke started to come out at about 11:50AM EST. This post was placed at just after 11:30AM EST.
How in the world did you do it? you might ask. Well I'll tell you. It was a long and hard task that involved faking the time I actually printed this post.
Thank God we are Popeless no more.
Just a side note...why would you pick a Pope name that has been used 15 times? Granted...Pope Benedict has a ring to it...But it will always be followed with the number 16. That's no fun. I would be Pope Depopeman the first. How about you?
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posted by Elliot @ 10:33 AM
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If i was pope I would go by "Count Pope-U-La" come out do "in dah club" by fiddy cent. Yes, My Pope mobile would have spinners on it.
... also I would have to change the rules about being celibate and not XXXXXXXXXXXX. White smoke would continue to be seen too.
Absolutely - I agree - I would want something snappy. Like maybe Pope NumeralUnoBigGuyWhoseyourdaddy
THE FIRST.
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