Wasp Attack

So I'm sitting in my bedroom with no shirt on because it's got to be above 90 up here. We've got a four bedroom house that doesn't have the best air conditioning system in the world. I'm at my computer just updating this website when all of the sudden...

bzzzzz....bzzzzzz....bzzzzzz

I hear it coming so I look around...



bzzzz...zzzzzzz.....bzzzzzzz


It's a wasp. And it's coming right at me. I hate wasps and bees. They all scare me even though I haven't been stung by one in probably ten or more years.

So this thing comes right up and lands on my arm. Right on my hairy shoulder area. (I know...too much information) So I flick the thing off and now it's in attack mode coming at me full speed. I grab my shoe off the ground and try to hit it in the air but that only makes it madder.


Finally I make contact and the damn thing falls to the ground but this is no ordinary wasp. This thing knows it's going down and it wants to take me with it. So it makes one final dash at glory heading straight for my head. It's too close to swing the shoe, too late to duck out of the way so with my bare hand I swat.


BAM! Direct hit and I'm safe....


...Or so I thought.

The wasp was still alive but barely. I found it an hour later and killed it with my shoe and this time I flushed it down the toilet. Now I feel like a crazy person having run all around my bedroom just trying to kill a wasp.

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