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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

An Amazing Discovery

On a recent trip in an RV with several friends, The Captain from Bargeinn.net was kind enough to give me a tip that has changed my life forever. He told me how to give myself a clean bill of health.

It turns out baby wipes are not just for children anymore. The technology that is used to keep a baby's hind end clean can also be applied to your own rear.


In that cramped dark and cold lavatory I had a revelation that will forever change how I keep myself clean. The Captain brought along a package of what is commonly called baby wipes, and he was kind enough to share.

They were wet and cold and I was not looking forward to applying that damp product to my booty. But when I was all finished I had the most clean and fresh feeling I've ever felt. No toilet paper can compare.

I'm not telling you this to be crude, but I am posting this usually personal experience so that you too may be able to give yourself a clean bill of health. I believe it will add at least ten years to my life.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing is that I learned learned the trick to a cleaner bum at Britol many years ago.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been using them for years. It really cuts down on and almost eliminates underwear stains!

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah! A clean butt is a happy butt! :)

12:45 PM  

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